You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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