I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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