I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
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Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
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the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
i think i just lost a toe
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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