New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
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Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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