That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
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the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
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Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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