so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Randomize