when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
25 Children of Helicopter Parents Admit The Most Horrible Thing They Were Put Through
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Proof That Kendall Jenner Is The Queen of Cannes
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian