Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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