so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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