We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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