Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
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dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
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