? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
You've changed since you got that strap on
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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