It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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