Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
and she was petting her beer can
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He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
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Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
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