idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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