The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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