so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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