I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
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There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
My legs feel like baby dolphins
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And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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