it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
