I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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