they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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