dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
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I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
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I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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