I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
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We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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