We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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