just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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