and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
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I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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