You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
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I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
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Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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