brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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