i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
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I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
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You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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