apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
God, I missed his penis.
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