I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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