His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
