omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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