I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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