We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
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I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
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is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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