No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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