try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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