You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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