I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
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