i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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