just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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