She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
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you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
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I need to wash the frat house off of me
I have so many feelings about this burrito
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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