My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
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and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
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Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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