wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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