And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
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she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
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