i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
