i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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