I am puke
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Acid is not a monday night drug
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
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I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
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I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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