ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
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thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
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There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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