I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
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I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
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I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
The air taste purple.
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