You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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