Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
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He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
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After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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