we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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