it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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