Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
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Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
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My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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