You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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