Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
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Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now