so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
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you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
All the doctor said was why
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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