We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
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everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
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Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!