used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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