Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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